I’m standing at the bus stop and some high schoolers were trying to decipher the new time table before eventually saying “idk ask the witchy goth lady” before promptly turning to ME and saying “excuse me m’am? When’s the next bus?”
This is it, I’ve finally reached peak aesthetic. I’m the local witch and I’m not even wearing a hat.
steve harrington: single teenage dad steve, has a nail bat and six children and has never been near a plane
steve trevor: blonde-haired blue-eyed steve who blew himself up in a plane in 1918, a spy, not that Extra
steve rogers: blonde-haired blue-eyed steve who crashed a plane in 1944, Captain Fucking America, Super Extra ™
I May or May Not be Steve Rogers 