stfuconnor:

christianmingle:

i feel so dirty when i see people reblog their owns posts/selfies nonchalantly like if ur gonna be that annoying at least pretend like youre trying to pass it off as a joke

imagine being this concerned about business that isn’t yours lol

lord-kitschener:

kaijuno:

kaijuno:

serendipitousnightingale:

kaijuno:

QUICK PLEASE CAN SOMEONE FIND ME THAT PICTURE OF THE EYESHADOW PALETTE THAT WAS LIKE “DIESEL FUMES” AND “HUEUGH” AND OTHER STUPID ASS NAMES 

This one??

NO THEY WEREN’T IN A THING IT LOOKED LIKE THIS 

BUT WITH STUPID NAMES

F O U N D    I T

Tag yourself I’m weasels rip my flesh

mydeddyalabama:

a man that thinks hes about to prove some sort of point and win the one sided argument he’s trying to get me involved in: Well let me ask you this

me: no shut the fuck up

thesewomenrulemyworld:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

bangtidyniall:

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

IT’S STARTED

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

library-mermaid:

Customers who get angry when I read them their total cost are so compelling to me. Take charge of your narrative, Janice. Be the hero of your own story. You are the one who is purchasing $113.67 worth of adult zen coloring books, Janice. It’s not me you hate, Janice. It’s not me.

hazelgalaxy:

hazelgalaxy:

Mr Krabs, I have an Idea

Captain Kock and Sperk were butt buddies, it is written in the stars.

I was very high at the time…

werewollves:

top 3 depression activities: 

-watching vine compilations in your bed at 3am

-playing 2048 with a dead expression

-listening to Africa by Toto on repeat and trying to feel something, anything