cronch
They screm
They screm for the cronch
This is what I opened my tumblr for
The screaming pigeons are my favourite kind of pigeons
Author: attackonbucky
Me waking up from my 7 hour nap not knowing what year it is
Me waking up from my 7 hour nap knowing my 20 page paper is now due in less than 2 hours.
lmao
““Die mad about it” is my favorite shade ever. Now stop making women justify wanting birth control coverage because of all the other health care benefits the Pill has.”
DIE MAD ABOUT IT.
phantom of the opera au where he stays in the basement and minds his own goddamn business
“beef” means feud
“chicken” means coward
when someone asks “beef or chicken” it could be interpreted as someone asking you “wanna fight, or are you a coward?”
I finally understand the joke now
Please watch this
Signs as hipster food trends
Aries- Spaghetti donut
Taurus- Blk water
Gemini- Waffle pops
Cancer- Ramen burger
Leo- Gold flake pizza
Virgo- Avacado burger buns
Libra- Acai bowl
Scorpio- Black ice cream
Sagittarius- Rainbow grilled cheese
Capricorn- Deconstructed coffee
Aquarius- Sushi burrito
Pisces- Rainbow bagel
I would literally fight somebody of they offered me deconstructed coffee
half of these aren’t bad. the other half come from a buffet in hell.
me: you know that according to schrödinger, anything you put in a box is both dead AND alive
everyone at the funeral: *nervously stares at coffin*
schrödinger would have hated this interpretation of his work and i am HERE for it
I had a dream that obama was smoking a cig then turned to me and said “I pity the fool that lives like you”
you got one of those Dream Obama Quotes I’m so jealous
I May or May Not be Steve Rogers 