new joke of the week: keith’s strength increases ten-fold whenever he hears the word ‘bonding’
(Keith falls to the ground, bayard knocked out of reach and barely conscious)
Zarkon: (chuckles) You were a fool to ever think you could stop me, paladin.
Keith: (wipes corner of mouth) You were a ‘fool’ to ever attack my friends, you ugly son of a-
Zarkon: (casually points his bayard at Keith, who falls silent) Ah yes… ‘Friends.’ What a novel concept. You and your little band of heroes fought against the inevitable; not even your so called ‘bonds’ could ever hope to-
Keith: (eyes snap open)
Tag: voltron
Keith: I HATE Lance
Lance: (smiles)
Keith: (furiously eating ice cream) this motherfucker…
Lance: damn I hope he catches feeling for me
Keith: hope I catch what?
Lance: HOPE YOU CATCH THESE HANDS BOY CAUSE WE’RE ABOUT TO FIGHT
Lance: *throws shade*
Keith: Pick that up.
I May or May Not be Steve Rogers 