Tag: star trek

thetimetostrikeislater:

Bones talking to Spock: “So how does it feel being with the hottest captain in Starfleet?”

Spock: *Glances over to Kirk.*

Kirk: *Tries to drink milk while lying upside down.*

Kirk: *Accidentally waterboards himself with the milk and coughs for 10 seconds before trying again.*

Spock: “Adequate.”

onedamnminuteadmiral:

AU where you know who your soulmate is based on this almost instinctual mental connection that transcends the boundaries of any typical relationship. You can hear each other’s thoughts and feelings and mentally reach across thousands of lightyears of distance when you need each other and—

Oh, wait, sorry, my bad. That’s not an AU that’s Star Trek canon.

macpye:

yourthyla:

marauders-on-gallifrey:

sleepymccoy:

McCoy is a little bitch

Then one day, Bones finds this in his inbox:

Bonus:

“He’s asleep, Jim.”

“He’s bought the farm, Jim.”

“He’s bereft of life, Jimothy.”

“I’m a general practitioner, not an escalator.”

“I’m a quack, not an engineer!”

“Green-blooded brownie…”

“Pointy-eared fairy!”

“He’s passed on! This man is no more! He has ceased to be! He’s expired and gone to meet his maker! He’s a stiff!

Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed him to the seat he’d be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He’s off the twig! He’s kicked the bucket, he’s shuffled off his mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the damn choir invisibile! !He’s f*ckin’ snuffed it!….. THIS IS AN EX-REDSHIRT!!”