*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud

me: having several breakdowns, hasn’t eaten or showered in 5 days, on the verge of tears 24/7, doesn’t remember the last time i was happy

friend: hey I’m having a really hard time rn

me: OMG 😲 BABy!!!! 😢😢😢 ARE YOU OKAY😫I’m HERE FOR YOU!!!! ❤️💛💕💛❤️❤️PLEASE TALK 🗣🗣🗣TO ME!!!!!! RANT tO ME!!!! 👌🏽😩😫😢I am ALWAYS here for you my love!!!!!!!! 💯 👊🏽 sweet ANGEL!!!¡!1!!1!!!!! 👼🏽🙇🏽‍♀️🙆🏽👼🏽👼🏽👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👭👂🏽✍🏽💪🏽

the “slob but also a perfectionist” squad

VIRGO, Cancer, Aries, Taurus, Aquarius, Pisces

Psychic: *reads my mind*
The Phantom of the Opera: *here inside my mind*
Psychic: what the fuck

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struck-by-a-thunderbolt:

an excerpt from my childhood, after seeing The Phantom of the Opera for the first time

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jon-snow:

some girls do a messy ponytail and look like magical fucking fairy princesses

i do a messy ponytail and i look like a goddamn founding father

andrewquo:

16:20 I’m on military time but I still blaze it

lordstark:

me: the stars are beautiful tonight

you: yeah

me: you know what else is beautiful

you: (blushing) what?

me: the moon. the planets. the rest of the galaxy. i fucking love space

desi-shia-uncle:

Using powerpoint slide transitions in 3rd grade