so, as much as I love the more modern plague doctor aesthetic, like guys I’m all about it
I feel like I have the be the bearer of bad (or good depending on how you take it) news
Instead of cool, dark crow/raven aesthetic
Realistically, you would have probably gotten more of this fucking leatherface kiwi bird from hell which would have absolutely been even more terrifying to see on your death bed
you’re welcome
you never have to apologize for this
rich folk get the fancy raven doctor the poor folk get the mosquito man who might actually be a demon in hiding
I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.
The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes.
He didn’t know the joke.
So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.
I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.
I May or May Not be Steve Rogers 