the phantom of the opera songs: a summary

overture: opera on acid
thnk of me: i hope my childhood sweetheart raoul who still thinks about me like all the time isn’t somehow in the audience as i sing this song that exactly expresses my undiscovered emotions about our relationship cuz that would be totally awkward
angel of music: no meg i’m not crazy you’re just jealous that i’m more #blessed than you because i have an angel in my closet that watches me undress every night and teaches me to sing also
little lotte/the mirror: limited time offer sing a song and get two men in your dressing room in the same night for the price of one
the phantom of the opera: opera on acid + walking (feat. that high note that you will never be able to reach while singing in the shower)
the music of the night: so i guess i should have waited until like the second date to show you my christine mannequin wedding edition my bad
i remember/stranger than you dreamt it: oh hey bb you’re awake look have you seen my musical monkey box yet don’t touch my mask and over here the new opera i’m writing don’t touch my mask and did you notice my persian bathrobe and little matching fez don’t touch myOMFGHJKL WHAT DID I SAY delilah what’s it like in nyWHAT DID I LITERALLY JUST FCUKING SAY you are going back to the managers right now let them deal with you
magical lasso: spotted. the phantom lurking in the shadows behind the stage, looking as drab as always. his skin was like yellow parchment, his face was noseless, and his clothes were so last year, but who knows, he might be hiding something deadly up his sleeve. until next time. you know you love me. xoxo gossip chief of the flies
notes/prima donna: #teamcarlotta #christinesux #someonepleasetellmewhatthesepeoplearesaying
poor fool, he makes me laugh: erik: lol
why have you brought me here: seriously raoul the love of your life has brought you up to the secluded roof of the opera house to be alone with you and your immediate thought is to question it why
all i ask of you: voyeurism
masquerade/why so silent: look who’s back bitches wait omg what you guys started the party without me like seriously i mean look at what i’m wearing when will i ever be able to wear this out again
notes/twisted every way: christine: i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
wishing you were somehow here again: all the men in my life are either dead or crazy or slaves of fashion and i would really rather just buy twelve cats and curl up in a dark room and watch netflix forever
wandering child/bravo monsieur: wait christine don’t buy those cats just yet we will prove our love for you by seeing how many times we can each shout monsieur at one another within a 20 second period whoever says it more wins then we two shall duel by shooting glow sticks and pop rocks out of a cane and running away respectively. are you feeling it now christine.
the point of no return: i’m definitely feeling something amirite
down once more/track down this murderer: “no but seriously call me” christine whispers to erik as raoul rows her away