Why can’t overly attractive people show some fucking compassion and not stand right next to me in public? I got my Unique Look & Rough-Edged Intrigue shit going on. You come stand too close and people start realizing I’m just an economy class werewolf in a nice jacket. Keep your poreless HD ass away from me.
I saw these shoes last week and since that moment I have not know peace. My crops are failing, my animals are sick, snakes have manifested physically in my home-
@dressage-inprogress if we ever each other’s secret Santa just know you getting these
I May or May Not be Steve Rogers 