Ryan: “Now onto our final theory: that he was kidnapped by aliens.”
Shane: “Oh horSEHIT!!!!”
Peter Q, who’s been watching over Peter P.’s shoulder this whole time: “Wha-NO, NO, HE’S RIGHT, THAT BIG BLUE BASTARD DID IT.”
Tag: buzzfeed unsolved
It’s fun to chant “Bloody Mary” into your car’s side mirror three times and watch her jog and try to keep up.
Being a dick even to demons
Two demon hunters jokingly search for, well, demons. Unbeknownst to one, the other person is a demon in plain sight.
This is called Buzzfeed Unsolved, and that demon is Shane
what I gathered from today’s episode of buzzfeed unsolved is that ryan and shane are officially losing it
psychic: *reads my mind*
my mind: GOATMAN! you feelin that? you feelin the goatman energy? feel some goat vibes? you may not like this, i’m gonna try to agitate it. i’m just gonna go – i’m just gonna be as crude as possible here. FUCK YOU, GOATMAN! is that good? no-no-no, i – just right out of the gate, why build up? i guess i can. GOATMAN, I’M DANCING ON YOUR BRIDGE, IT’S MY BRIDGE NOW. you hear that? you want me off this bridge, you’re gonna have to kILL ME. you’re gonna have to throw me off this bridge yourself. look at the way i dance on it. I DISRESPECT YOUR BRIDGE, GOATMAN. you hear that goatman? me and ryan bergara own your bridge. yep, yep. well then, tell ‘em, tell ‘em you’re not part of this. you’re talking to goatman, now. it’s goatman entrapment. goatman, they’re gonna put MY name in graffiti. children will come here and tell tales of ME.
psychic: what the fuck?
I May or May Not be Steve Rogers 