fav quotes from 50 shades

distractful:

chaotic-genius:

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

getlestrade:

ben-c:

  • Christian mashed on my area with the meat of his hand. “Do you like that, you woman?”
  • The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging heard of itty bitty elephants. We’re talking small.
  • “Do I afraid you?” Christian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow.
  • He started working my zone. It was bananas.

licking his eyebrow

DO I AFRAID YOU

This doesnt even go with my blog but it was too funny not to reblog