I May or May Not be Steve Rogers

narramin:

my attention span as a 10 year old: *reads the Lord of the Rings trilogy in like two sittings*

my attention span now: *checks internet every 10 minutes during important task, opens new tab of same site I’m already browsing and got tired of*

comedyke:

i thought the bermuda triangle was gonna be a huge problem when i was younger

egberts:

striders:

striders:

i don’t have a big toe

of all the things for my gf to steal my phone and post this really wasn’t what i was expecting at all

i panicked.