nightmarecircles:

strongsad2:

saladsaladnovski:

governmentshill:

tilthat:

TIL in 2009, Burger King ran the “Whopper Sacrifice” campaign, which offered a free hamburger to anyone who deleted ten friends off Facebook. Facebook suspended the program because Burger King was sending notifications to the castoffs letting them know they’d been dropped for a sandwich.

via reddit.com

Powerful

what the fuck?

amazing

“The Whopper Sacrifice” is my favorite Warframe cinematic quest

lethal-cuddles:

friendly-neighborhood-patriarch:

smis-happens:

breelandwalker:

lunarcanine:

dragon-in-a-fez:

consider: teenagers aren’t apathetic about everything they’re just used to you shitting all over whatever they show excitement about

Teen: *gets a job*

“I GOT THE JOB!”

Parents: Well, when I was your age, I already had 5 jobs and was supporting my family

Teen: *has a hobby*

“CHECK OUT THIS COOL THING!”

Parents: That’s a ridiculous waste of time, it’s never going to turn into anything profitable, you should be focused on school/SATs/college, when are you going to get serious about your life?

Teen: *Gets into college/university*

“I GOT INTO (College/University)!”

Parents: (after pulling the above nonsense) “See? We, your incredibly Good Parents helped you get into this college! You should be more grateful! :)))))”

Oof

Thank fuck my parents weren’t like this

stripperskywalker:

u know what’s funny i love that at the beginning of the original trilogy vader looks around like this

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like he’s mildly inconvenienced and shooketh by the mess of dead bodies when he literally was just fucken running around murdering tf outta everyone like THIRTY SecoNDS AGO doin extra ass Shit™ like this:

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u left a mess too buddy don’t look so judgemental behind that fucken edgelord mask