you know I’m glad that buzzfeed unsolved is keeping it real because ok… those TV ghost hunting shows? Somehow always getting clear “evidence”. In every episode. Spooky. Serious. Dangerous.
Seems fake.
Buzzfeed unsolved? Offering bigfoot a beer. Calling a demon a motherfucker. Laying down on a pentagram yelling “Rock ‘n’ Roll buckaroo!”. Mentioning mothmans ass. Playing opera music to attract ghosts. Dancing on a staircase to attract ghosts. Asking spirits to make you shit blood after ripping out your organs. Laughing about a man who died while playing the piano. Laughing about the fact that said man might have pooped himself after dying while playing the piano. Stealing a bridge from a demonic goat. Spaghetti. Apple taters. Dog toys.
this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell
Reddit users have recently discovered an unusual translation from Google Translate. Typing dog several times and translating from Yoruba to English, then slowly decreasing the amount of times dog is typed, ultimately provides a sinister doomsday message. This method used to work for the Hawaiian translation as well, but that has since been fixed. While creepy, it’s most likely that this is a glitch from Google’s learning algorithm, and will also be fixed eventually.
I May or May Not be Steve Rogers 