lord-kitschener:

swyrs:

yesterday i learned about a mythical creature called a squonk that lives in the hemlock forests of pennsylvania and is so ashamed of how it looks that it spends 80% of its time crying, only comes out at night, and if you corner it it will literally physically dissolve into a puddle of its own tears until you go away and if that’s not the most relatable thing i’ve ever heard idk what is

#that’s not a cryptid that’s just me chillin

my psych prof used to work in the gov and had to do a routine security check on hillary clinton during the election, and my prof showed up to her office wearing open toed heels and hillary’s security guy pulled her aside and said “can u change ur shoes. please don’t make me tell you why.” and my prof was like “no lmao i’ll wear whatever i want” so the security guy had to tell her that hillary didn’t like other women wearing open toed shoes when bill was around cause he has a thing for feet

terefah:

frogmunist:

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