the holy grail
wrong
im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there
im bout to trigger yalls fight or flight reflexes
“i baked you a pie”
“oh boy! what flavor?”
This must look so weird if you don’t speak Dutch
Honestly she’s just saying ‘mummy this one this one this one please’
i aM PISSING MYSELF
My ultimate goal is to not end up like all the miserable people around me who settled in life and are perpetually bitter about it
Reclaim your birthright, gentlemen
When people say boys will be boys this is what it really means
I May or May Not be Steve Rogers 