Schrodinger’s cat has been in that box for more than 80 years. It’s dead.
me pressing this stupid lamp at 1am to wake that bitch up
Zelda, watching Link use the master sword to cut grass:
Do not insult Doctor Strange… (Thor Ragnarok, Jimmy Kimmel Live)
The original looks more messed up to me now than the vine
(kermit voice) shawty i don’t…..
the universe: okay, you’re a human. I gave you free will and a conscious mind, so you’re free to do whatever you want. So what do you wanna do?
human: GO FAST
the universe: well, you’re a perfect pursuit predator but if that’s the way you want to evolve, go ahead.
human, climbing on a horse: GO FAST
the universe: wait what
human, inventing the carriage, the car and the bullet train: GO FASTER
the universe: I IMPLORE YOU TO STOP
human, trying to figure out lightspeed travel: FAS T ER
human:
THEORETICALLY MAXIMUM FAST
the universe:
idk why I made this
i can never face my family again
You ever see something so funny you bypass laughing entirely and go straight for crying?
always reblog
I fucking HATE how this has almost one million notes and ive NEVER seen this. I have missed out on life. This was the best study break video I have ever seen. I’m dying. I most def sharted.
Shout out to tumblr for introducing me to reader insert fanfiction. Now I can no longer ship my favorite characters with anyone but myself.
I May or May Not be Steve Rogers 