me: *watches one episode of The X Files*
me:

this is the best and most chaotic scene of the entire series and nobody can convince me otherwise
WOW. time sure does exist, huh?
Not to sound anti vegan but what is one ecological function performed by roaches because I’m not entirely sure we need them
they’re a part of the food chain & they help with the breaking down of forest-floor discarded foliage (cockroaches feed on fallen leaves/discarded branches and bark, and are then fed on in turn by everything from other insects to birds & small mammals)
Ain’t no forest floor discarded foliage in my house tho so why they here

This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.
This text thread brought us into a new age
saying yo and yall in the same sentence is a sign of a chaotic neutral vocabulary
yo’ll





