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bunjywunjy:

psxgfx:

been wearing these all summer 

*I bust into the roller rink, hootin and hollerin and trying to lasso the other patrons*

Item: Scootin’ Boots; when worn, treat as a continuous Burst of Speed spell, settin’ the wearer to movin’ quicker’n a chicken on a junebug, i tell you hwat

frodoes:

allycattiny:

frodoes:

whoever murders me best not be caught bc im aiming to be featured on buzzfeed unsolved

I love how this implies that op’s murder is inevitable. There is a lot of chaotic energy here.

if you met me you would know it’s inevitable

bullysquadess:

Last night i had a dream Lady Gaga and Beyonce both simultaneously tweeted out a telephone emoji and every single gay in America immediately began rioting in the streets

dopeluminarydreamer:

westernsocietyfucked100years:

victor-victorian:

victor-victorian:

I can’t wait for Jesus to come back so he can drive the Merchants of Death out of Congress with a bullwhip

this is fucking powerful

I’m not that much of a believer, but Jesus, if you are reading this, come back

buckychrist:

avengers 4 ends with steve being freezed again until chris evans is ready to return to the franchise confirmed