peter, who can lift up to 10 tons in canon, carrying an elephant in his arms: this is my new pet
tony, losing all color in his face: okay okay cool cool okay cool oka
peter: *drops his backpack on the floor*
concrete: *cracks*
tony, whispering: what the fuck.
tony: you can lift up to 10 thousand kilograms? thats like-
peter, thinking about his abandoned nintendogs: almost enough to lift the weight of my sins, yes
tony:??????
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being my friend includes texts like these
i was the most
beautiful poem
but you were jared,
19
who wants to run away with me to explore abandoned and possibly cursed castles?
Bella sends this to Edward after he tells her “don’t do anything reckless”
I did not wake up this morning and think I’d see a twilight post on my dash in 2018 but you know what Im not even mad
How about a different angle? 😁
To everyone in front of the camera, behind the camera, and in the audience, thank you for the memories! Eternally grateful.
2011-2019
oh my god do people here like toto’s africa ironically? but… i genuinely love it. jt’s so good.
Reblog if u genuinely love Africa by toto
I May or May Not be Steve Rogers 