itstheallmother:

itsallavengers:

Concept: The Avengers doing a body positivity ad in which they all show off their various disabilities/ scars/ imperfections. Tony gets a close-up shot of all the scars on his chest. Steve showing the stretch-marks that were caused by the serum and never really went away. Bucky stands tall without his prosthetic on. Clint signs in ASL over at the camera. Natasha shows off the ugly scar that runs straight up her spine. Bruce just stands there in his underwear, showing off his love handles and his lovely round tummy and smiling like a sunbeam. Thor takes off his eyepatch and then winks with his one good eye. They all stand next to one another, laughing, completely comfortable. The slogan of the ad says ‘no one is perfect- not even a superhero’.

and I feel emotional in this chili’s tonight thank you baby

sawkinator:

nintenerd64:

nintenerd64:

THREE-DIMENSIONAL ALIGNMENT CHART

x-axis: lawful–neutral–chaotic
y-axis: valid–dumbass–bastard
z-axis: unit–bitch–motherfucker

lawful: for better or worse, one bound to law, order, and retaining stability 
neutral: no general inclination towards good or evil
chaotic: hell raiser of various motives

valid: does their best and tries their hardest, usually for their greater good
dumbass: for better or for worse, clueless. no leaning toward good or evil.
bastard: a dick for the sake of being a dick

unit: gets through their problems and tolerates being wronged
bitch:  gets through but makes a big deal about it
motherfucker:  makes their problems other people’s problems

I present to you… the New Alignment Chart: