Thanos is a weak ass bitch of a villain because ever since killmonger I need all my villains to pull up with some style, looks, a certain je ne sais quoi. Killmonger stole a thousand year old artifact and wore it as armor and wore solid gold fangs. What did Thanos wear? The same body armor for hundreds of years and a dumb glove that wasn’t even designer
People are all like “he’s an alien” like so was Hela and she pulled up with some iconic goth looks, Chanel horned helmet, a beautiful smokey eye, nails that could cut diamonds, Thanos has no excuse fashion is universal
– Depression nap at noon
– “I haven’t been to that class in 2 weeks lmao”
– sometimes ya just see ppl crying and that’s okay
– sometimes ya just see ppl napping and that’s okay
– DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG SOMEONE IS WALKING THEIR DOG ON CAMPUS THIS IS NOT A DRILL
– “Is it free?”
– “will there be free food?”
– profs walking in late, hungover in pajamas
– profs saying the fuck word and the freshies being surprised
– *prof walks in 15 minutes late* “y’all want some milk duds”
– a second Depression nap
– finding a lost temple in the middle of the campus gardens and using it as a study and napping spot
– seriously why has no one else found this spot
– accidentally getting locked into a building because you studied until 3am and you have to escape through a fire escape on the second floor
– Hammock Squad™
– witnessing a mental breakdown at least once a semester
– IHOP at 2am with the squad
– having to throw away your favorite water bottle because it smells like the alcohol you drank that one time you almost died on homecoming week
– the apartment 2 doors down is having a party and they saw you walking to get your mail and invited you and now you’re drunk and sitting on the floor with their dog
– The Weed Smell
– The First Crossfaded Experience
– everyone’s gay
– that one prof you become best friends with and ppl wonder if y’all are fuckin but in reality y’all are probably just chillin and watchin cowboy bebop or some shit
Today I saw a nipple pasty chillin on the ground in the rain
Infinity War is wild because people from all corners of the MCU fandom are just concerned about the different characters/relationships they care about, and no one cares about Thanos or the war
steve rogers is about to DIE and you want me to care about grape flavored joss whedon on steroids and his ugly bracelet? no !
I May or May Not be Steve Rogers 