starsandsupernovae:

canipetyourdragon:

There’s no frog in tom holland’s mouth, that’s just the marvel spoilers begging to be let out

Plot twist: the frog tells the spoilers

mjalti:

some “doctor” peoples who went to “medical school” and “understand the functionings of the human body”: Diet Coke isn’t good for you bc the chemicals destroy ur body

me: 🙄 okie dokie … quack…

user truewarrirorslight on page 48 of a forum I’m reading at 2:45 am: Diet Coke can interfere with how you develop ur psychic powers bc of the chemicals in it

me: yoooooo Diet Coke is Not Healthy!!!

cas-kingdom:

this man is a real life hero

Like what even Ben you are amazing

I love him so much

anthcny-stark:

agreyeyedgirl:

rogerssteve:

remember 2012 when the first avengers came out and we all thought they were gonna live in avengers tower together and be a big happy family and clint existed and thor was obsessed with poptarts for some reason,

#I dreamed a dream in time gone by

Bold of you to assume I acknowledge that that ever ended

rosalindfranklinsnotes:

you know that kid that had macaroni and cheese being stirred on the stove and he turned to his Mother™ and said “that’s what good pussy sounds like”

does anyone know if he lived

uglyloki:

galaxy brain: loki is science division bc science is akin to magic

even bigger goddamn galaxy brain: loki is a red shirt bc the stupid bitch dies every two minutes