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I was looking over some notes I’d taken in a lecture and one of them just said “I’ll kill Freud with my bare hands”

goopy-amethyst:

rowdy-red-riot:

my mum sent me this vid which demonstrates how to use a (usb) charger when ur power goes out, using a car usb plugin, charging cable,a pen spring, and a 9V battery

hopefully someone out there finds this useful

Bitch is livin in 2050

She’s also a witch, she got that usb plugged in on the second try.

huntrad:

proto-homo:

dai-does-stuff:

joey-wheeler-official:

improvised weaponry

they beat jesus with that

Vegan BDSM equipment

This post killed me 3 times

bestofevansdowney:

Robert Downey Jr on facebook.

capturetheatre:

when theatre kids hear show tunes in public

lmaonade:

me: *tries to make a purchase of $2.63*

cashier, on the intercom: it says your card was decline sir. sir your card was rejected bc you go no money. you aint got no money boy and your card was absolutely declined you broke idiot

recommendad:

recommendad:

i survived too much steven universe discourse to have to suffer through a new age of she-ra discourse

unless she-ra personally commits a hate crime, i dont want to see you grown ass adults attempting to philosophically dissect yet another kids show

smythas:

rittie:

rittie:

APPARENTLY MY MOMS BOYFRIEND HAD JURY DUTY WITH JOHN MULANEY AND WAS SITTING NEXT TO HIM

imagine going to the jury and seeing him like i wouldn’t be able to keep it together emotionally i’d just be disqualified the plaintiff would be like “he stole my assets” and i’d be like I Have Fired The Criminal Catcher

John Mulaney Gives You The Death Sentence (ASMR)