Look how far I went, for fear of losing you.

findastone:

sixpenceee:

Glass pen and glow ink drawing. Via Peter Draws.

FUCKING WHAT

This is some Disney’s Atlantis magic

red-summer-dress:

PSA: The new iPhone costs $999.

The entire Cracker Barrel menu costs $887.71

…make smart choices.

quidditchlesbian:

In case anyone was worried, all 54 of the six toed cats that live at Ernest Hemingway’s house/museum in Key West are safe and sound after Irma!!

elinimate:

hawaiian-jesus:

Throwing axes on Jimmy Kimmel Live

Give me this instead of darts championships

c-bassmeow:

littlelinguaphile:

c-bassmeow:

me: im tired

Someone in walmart: NOT as tired as our TROOPS!

Alternatively, a mother: Just wait until you have kids 🙂

Honestly the two worst kinds of people ever oh yeah and “wait until you’re my age” the fucking three horsemen of undermining your pain

bobcatmoran:

ampora:

someone spent my taxpayer dollars to name a star NASTY 1 and i could not be happier

I went and checked this because it sounded ridiculous, but nope. NASA really has nicknamed it that. [source]

lifehack

cynn-cynn:

if you catch and fight the UPS guy and win you get to keep all the packages in the truck

bisexualbertmccracken:

Hey uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the ability to sleep

versacegods:

teacher: write a 5 page essay analyzing this
me: it’s not that deep 🏊🏼