attackonbucky

Avengers: Infinity War (2018) Promo Art

I’m literally screaming Zayn lives on a farm in Pennsylvania now what the fuck

Person: Wow, why did you get all dressed up just to go to the grocery store?

Me:

oberynymeros:

“Don’t apologise. Make it up to me. There, see? Ha. Now you have to come back.”

I wonder if we’ll hear those words, “When do I not see you?” again? Or maybe, “Clara Oswald, you’ll always look the same to me.”

Moffat likes to come full circle – maybe he’ll give us a parting gift. 🤞

bowtochris:

chromalogue:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I’m rather fond of “It’s not rocket surgery” and “not the sharpest egg in the attic,” but my all-time favourite is, “…until the cows freeze over.”

You’ve opened this can of worms, now lie in it,

youcancallmejiggly:

didi-is-spiffy:

sobeitjay:

lmao

Is that a baby!?

a baby that ain’t got boundaries

zoore:

has anyone ever thought about how mothman must have once been caterpillarboy

mellarkish:

me not doing any of my homework and waiting until the last minute knowing damn well it’ll stress me the fuck out and negatively impact my grade

mariasgf:

x

lokiperfection:

laineybot:

IT LOOKS LIKE LOKI IS VACUUMING THE FLOOR

IT’S HURTS TO LAUGH, I’VE BEEN LITERALLY LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT

I will always reblog this classic post.