yoda: train rey you must
luke: i dont know if i can do that. i’m scared i’ll mess up again.
yoda: hmmh. that’s nothin a little music can’t help
yoda:
yoda: rockin
Author: attackonbucky
Luke: *hesitates to burn the cave and jedi scrolls*
Yoda:
What the FUCK was the point of Yoda’s cameo if he wasn’t gonna sing Rockin and Rollin.
Abandon your plans for Christmas Eve. Go to a haunted house with your coworker. Try to kill him for trying to kill you. Go to his apartment after. Exchange gifts.
find a dessicated corpse under some floorboards that’s wearing your exact outfit. feel self-conscious about it.
jim carrey grinch was chaotic neutral but mike myer’s cat in the hat was just straight up chaotic evil
happy krimis
its chrisminth
merry criesis
happy chrysler
is this what the kids are listening to these days?
Took me a while to identify what in the world the other brass was till I realized it wasn’t.
Someone even transcribed it!
@maxopferkuch someone beat you to it
Doin this on my recital guys
Chair in C
the sequel trio in the falcon with leia: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!
leia: there’s food at home
the trio, muttering: i fucking hate this family
the sequel trio in the falcon with han:
mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!
han: [pulls into drive thru]
the trio: [cheering]
han: one black coffee please
the sequel trio in the falcon with luke:
mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!
luke: mcdonalds! mcdonalds! mcdonalds!
google just made me so emo
oh my god I can’t stop crying
From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.
save for yourself and for future generations
reblog to save a life
For any lovelies with graduations coming up 💕
there was a girl in front of me who did this she looked great
I May or May Not be Steve Rogers 