Meeting a celebrity

Me: *hands them a piece of paper*
Them: Who should I make it out to?
Me: oh, haha, no, that’s not for you to autograph. That’s the URL to my amazon wishlist, alright, bye.

swarnpert:

rrdcooc:

jaynejezebelle:

Don Bluth only knew how to draw one man, but dammit he wasn’t gonna let that stop him.

To be fair, he knew how to draw two men

twinks and bears

eveninglesbian:

I wish dearly that I could be a bewitching fairytale creature, lost somewhere in an enchanted forest.

tempestpaige:

cloudfreed:

crisnait:

floodlines:

SHUT THE FUCK UP

I’m girlfriend

THIS IS A FUCKIN HEIST MOVIE MY GOOODDD

this deserves an oscar

princelymlm:

No more top/bottom dichotomy, now we sort relationships by who’s the paranormal/cryptid fanatic and who’s the skeptic

I think my favorite part about the X-Files is in the pilot, Mulder meets Scully and immediately proceeds to pick a fight with her and then goes home afterwards

asspostate:

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

cryoverkiltmilk:

ayumi-nemera:

bunjywunjy:

mockwa:

🐯

🐯

🐯

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

Who Would Win?

Three apex predators

OR

One Screaming Long Boi

fuckyeahdrmccoy:

justnoodlefishthings:

honestly fuck viruses they’re not even alive they’re just strands of punk ass DNA that go around fucking up us normal and god fearing life forms you don’t even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting RNA clump

michaelwalsh:

tilthat:

TIL that in 1847, a doctor performed an amputation in 25 seconds, operating so quickly that he accidentally amputated his assistant’s fingers as well. Both later died of sepsis, and a spectator reportedly died of shock, resulting in the only known procedure with a 300% mortality rate.

via reddit.com

nice job idiot