codeflaws:

someone: man, FUCK tony stark

steve rogers: you know what kevin? you fucking know WHAT kevin? im TRYING. do you understand how hard it is to make clear that i want his ass AND his heart? do you have any inkling, any semblance of an idea the effort that goes into this? have you ever thought for a second past your “shield issued training”, aka googling how to cartwheel for thirty minutes, that its not just about fucking him? you absolute ignoramus, you complete BUFFOON?? its about wanting to caress his butt but wanting to caress his HEART more. its about telling him his eyes look like sunlight through whiskey, about telling him i make him coffee every day just to see him smile. its about telling him he gave me a home, he IS my home. and THEN i’ll fuck him on the table. i accept constructive criticism on my art NOT my love life so mind your FUCKING business next time, kevin