hostilepopcorn:

feitanswife:

mallownose:

cloudbatcave:

owlbats:

mintysquid:

minkstooth:

My entire world has been shattered by the realization that Garfield is an entirely plausible warrior cats name. A gar is a fairly common species of fish, and the cats of course know what a field is.
This knowledge is a great burden.

An important detail that I feel shouldn’t be ignored: Garfield would only be the name of a warrior, elder, or medicine cat. Other ranks/ages have assigned suffixes, meaning Garfield would also, at some point, hold the names:

Garkit,

Garpaw,

and, if fortune favors the cat in question,

Garstar

@cloudbatcave

thanks! I want to burn this from my memory and the earth in general

Garfield, the sibling to Mountaindew and Smokeweed.

Can we find every perfectly viable but really weird warrior name and make a meme clan?

Looking through the notes on this post, other viable names include Hollywood, Rockstar, Bluetooth, Titbounce, and Deadpool. I don’t know what to do with this information.