rubblygluvs:

officialcrow:

royalblueturtleneck:

Seriously do not eat red meat y’all… It makes u so tired and sluggish and horrible.. I ate a burger and then took a nap and when I woke up I was like so hot and sluggish and like could barely move seriously the only time this has happened was when I ate red meat as well it’s soooo bad for u omg

this is fake cuz i ate two steak sandwiches the other day and then beat up my stepdad

some weak fuck on the internet: Eating a burger and sleeping made me feel sluggish

me sucking an entire steak through a straw: my nuts are huge and my power is essentially infinite