throw-away-opinions:

lokiloo:

GUYS LOOK AT THIS

FLORIDA ORANGE JUICE GROWERS JUST PAID MARVEL TO CREATE A SUPER HERO FOR THEM

HERE HE IS FOLKS

YES HE GOES BY CAPTAIN CITRUS, BUT I THINK WE ALL KNOW HIS TRUE IDENTITY

THE REAL FLORIDA MAN.

HEADLINE: FLORIDA MAN PUNCHES THE SHIT OUT OF VILLAINY