February 2017 – Page 5 – I May or May Not be Steve Rogers

Nobody’s reading your website.

Me : yeah I can finish my homework in 5 minutes
Lemony Snicket : Many things can be done in five minutes including enjoyable events such as confessing your love, opening a gift, or eating a delicious meal, as well as miserable events like death, a violent crime, or a severe anxiety attack… one thing that cannot be done in under five minutes is a ten page essay, a word which here means “a student’s worst nightmare”, and while I can assure you, dear viewers, that the boy would achieve one of these feats within five minutes, I am sorry to say it was not the essay, but rather the anxiety attack.

jimothyla:

spock pointedly looking down and Like That™ while some aliens borrowed jim’s and another crew member’s bodies so they could kiss one last time before they died is so unnecessary and one of the worst things star trek has ever done to me

casspeach:

thorlokid:

^{Steve crying after Bucky fell}

What I love about this, is that this isn’t Hollywood crying ™. This isn’t the single perfect manly tear of the hero, or the over the top Noooooooooo!!!!

This is real, ugly, in public and still can’t stop, tears down the nose, can’t breathe properly, awful crying.

And I love that we get Captain America doing it. Anyone who thinks Chris Evans doesn’t do an amazing job of portraying this incredibly human superhero, or Steve Rogers is a boring character in these films isn’t paying enough attention.

vinegarvic:

♪ THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN ♪

siderefposts:

numenorss:

steeverogers:

I love Clint Barton because he’s the kind of guy who would ask if he could get an Avengers discount at Starbucks

#piece of shit motherfucker probably would #and he’d find a way to get it too #*flashes avengers ID* #probably uses it to get out speeding tickets too #”no no see it’s alright i am an AVENGER” #”that means i save the world and stuff…” #”so you’re welcome” #”no need to give me a ticket see look at my AVENGERS ID-card” #ends up getting a ticket anyway #story of your life #drops by mcdonalds #slides avengers ID over the counter as a form of payment #official avenger coming through #doing hero-business #please step aside ma’am i am an avenger #that means i work with captain america #yes #good ol’ cap #the big c #why yes he does smell like freedom and apple pie

#then one day a barista or shop assistant asks cap if he’s got his avenger id for the discount #and steve gives him a blank stare #and just before he says there’s no such thing as avengers discount #nat comes up behind him #slams her id down #‘yes we both need avengers discount’#reminding herself to high five clint later #because ‘avengers discount’ has clint written all over it (via annperkin)

ignitiondorks:

skullopendra:

gaydaphne:

cloudstreamer:

gayestcheese:

omarnorthtower:

stanford-pines:

okay so theres an episode of whats new scooby doo where the gang goes home on valentines day, and i guess the studio really wanted to avoid the implication that daphne and fred were sleeping together because daphne and velma live together and fred lives with shaggy and scooby

but that attempt at avoiding anything risque backfired spectacularly because now it just seems like daphne and velma are a comfortably domestic couple and fred is trying to learn how to live with his boyfriends over excitable and really hungry great dane

It’s far cuter like this anyway.

OOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP

CANON

i don’t have a source for this just a gut feeling, but doesn’t everyone in the gang call him “freddie” at some point?

which would imply that the entire gang is poly and dating

If any group in pop culture is poly, it’s definitely the errant kids from the 60s with a groovy hippie van