appasauce:

officialcommanderlexa:

officialcommanderlexa:

i always laugh whenever we have to centrifuge bacteria because imagine you’re just chilling in some broth with your buds and then someone comes along and puts you in a tube and spins you at fucking 14,000 rpm

i want a shirt that says #get centrifucked

mynewurl:

mynewurl:

this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit

kaijuno:

loves-a-good-story:

kaijuno:

The beautiful chaos of watching 12 frantic astrophysics students try to save a theoretical astronaut from falling into a black hole. I’ve never seen a group of people work so quickly and efficiently before.

is the theoretical astronaut okay?

Yes! We saved him! He’s a little taller though…

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blackmodel:

sustainablefarming:

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PLEASE IM THE GIRL WITH THE CUP

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egalitarianjunkie:

ohshititsmama:

thegrandweebofedenderry:

thelovelytrixie:

swimmingpo0l:

if you remember this you survived a dark ass time

DARK? Heh… this time was perfect.

I’ll have the Steven Universe fandom get the Crystal Gems to form Alexandrite so they can crush anyone who questions the SuperWhoLocks, Potterheads, and Fannibals…

Dark days

stupidfuckingquestions:

Always Sunny cast on finding out about Rob McElhenney and Kaitlin Olson’s relationship

Why are you so scientific?

unofficially-nasa:

If you think I’m scientific, you are terribly mistaken. Compared to some of the other people here on tumblr, I am clueless. But I pretend to know shit

snorlaxatives:

banana bread is a quality bread and i feel like it’s simply not appreciated as much as it could be where my fellow banana bread lovers @

richwhore:

rylances:

lesbiyonist:

how long is that video oh my god

this video is over 7 millennia long. if you started playing this video when the wheel was invented it would not be over yet

Put this in the MOMA

polysexualplant:

Making art is such a wonderful experience. Here are some of the thoughts I have while creating:
• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
• I am an inadequate talentless being
• this tiny unnoticeable mistake ruins the whole drawing
• I tried to fix the mistake and I made everything worse
• oh god what have I done
• :^(
• I am garbage and is so is this drawing
• I am suffering™