ursulatheseabitchh:

“hey your family is pretty shitty, like REALLY embarrassing, seriously like fuck your mom in particular and i know that i’ve been the BIGGEST dick to you since I met you but that was only because I considered you lower than me for awhile and then when i started to develop feelings i was too embarassed to admit to them and i know that being married to you will make ME look really bad but fuck it I love you so wanna get married?”