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Ominous statement generator

month born in
jan – the owls
feb – the stars
march – your enemies 
april – the obelisks 
may – the crystals
june – the secrets
july – the crows
aug – your teeth
sep – the curses
oct – the eyes
nov – the trees
dec – the caves

eye color
brown – do not know you
green – are not what they seem
hazel – cannot reach you
blue – are gone when you look away
grey – plot revenge
other – are not lost but waiting