I would like to be a Ravenclaw only because I want to be that Ravenclaw who opens the dorms for people with the worst ever answers to questions that are also correct, like
“Why is a raven like a writing desk” “They both have the letter R in them"
“What is the truth?” “The word with the letters T, R, U and H in it"
“What is the answer to this riddle?” “The answer to this riddle is the answer to this riddle, of course”
“What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs at night?” “Not you, obviously”
“Which came first, the chicken or the egg?” “Well you just mentioned the chicken first, so by virtue of the order of your sentence, it’ll be the chicken. Also alphabetically.”
because if I were ever in Ravenclaw it won’t be for being smart, it’ll be for being a smartass
“Where do Vanished objects go?”
“Somewhere other than where they were Vanished from, duh.”
Imagine living at Avengers Tower where Loki also lives. After the election, you talk about packing your bags and leaving the country. At night Loki appears next to your bed, asking you to stay.
what the fuck
nuke this fucking hell website
I don’t understand anything anymore honestly
everyone shut up this is inspiring. what does loki say next op
I May or May Not be Steve Rogers 