fbi-basement-buddies:

LOOK AT HIM THOUGH AS SOON AS HE SEES HER HES LIKE “OH DAMN HERES MY HOT GF, THE LOVE OF MY LIFE IS ON THE RADAR OH WAIT FUCK HOW CAN I IMPRESS HER???? I KNOW ILL SINK THIS BASKETBALL AND ITLL LOOK SICK AND THEN ILL SAY SOMETHING COOL”

AND THEN: