immaplatypus:

1-800gerardstone:

immaplatypus:

okay why strive for a relationship like harley quinn and the joker when there’s love like carl and ellie’s

Didn’t she die

well sure, but after like, the longest and happiest life together living out their own little adventures. they both lived really full lives, and they loved each other so much through every second of it

i’d say those are the ultimate relationship goals

priveting:

Why can’t I just wake up tomorrow speaking my favorite language fluently?

thejwilightzone:

me: *calls a person my own age “kid”*

jay-jinxed-me:

tomysshadow:

sirchubbybunny:

jdeko:

waka-the-gods-gift-to-man:

leolion98:

kittensinsocks24:

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 – Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 – Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 – The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 – Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 – Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

Evangelation

There’s also
855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

This is wonderful

mothurs:

I’m not the same person that I was 2 minutes ago