Pharrell’s “Happy” is just an adult version of “If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands”

#bucky barnes has your number steve #it’s 1-800-ICU-LYIN #call now for a great offer of my foot up your ass

Follow Yik-Yaks for more.

vealot:

my third grade teacher said i would never amount to anything but i got a 1750cp vaporeon controlling the gym at my old school that he teaches at so i guess i proved him right

callstheadventurescience:

computerbaby:

the story of my life

stephanievex:

when someone says, “Oh, shut up, you know you love me!”:

squeeful:

ups-official:

iyazo:

ups-official:

iyazo:

fed-ex-official:

ups-official:

laughingmeerkat:

your package has been delivered

We’d never drive into your fucking house. Unlike @fed-ex-official.

When you need fast delivery we come through

@ups-official

I have already discussed this. Fed ex stole our truck to slander our good name.

just destroy any competition. yeah i see you..

That’s how we roll

Now this is a shipping war I could get behind.