stuckwith-harry:

fuckalbusseverus:

katsukatsu:

I came to the part in the beginning with the sorting hat.

Does this mean he has legs of his own? If so then…

Oh no

I don’t think its fate thats making Rose tense

He puts himself on her head…

Is this how it works?

what kind of crack fic shit is this..

the sorting hat fic was canon after all

Sansa: Well it’s just us to hold the Stark legacy now, Jon. And by that I mean just me, really, since you’re a bastard and all.
Jon: Harsh.
Sansa: Deal with it, Brood Boy, we’re all that’s left of the Sta-
Bran: (thrown into room) WAIT! He’s not even a Stark! He’s a Targaeryn!
Sansa: …
Jon: …
Bran: (crawling forward) No really, I saw it while grabbing this tree…
Sansa: HOW THE MOTHER OF ALL FUCKS ARE YOU STILL ALIVE BRAN
Bran: I was trained by the Three-Eyed Raven, and Hodor helped me escape the Night King, and oh! Uncle Benjen’s still fighting on the other side of the Wall!
Jon: HOW IS THAT FROZEN HARDASS STILL ALIVE IS HE JUST TOO MEAN TO DIE
Servant: Lady Sansa I have more missives from FUCK ME RUNNING IS THAT BRAN
Bran: what
Arya: (rips off servant face) BRAN OH MY GOD I’M SO HAPPY I DON’T HAVE TO AVENGE YOUR DEATH!!
Jon:
Sansa:
Bran:
Arya: oh, yeah, sorry, trained to be assassin, face-swap-thingy, list of people to kill. Blah blah backstory.
Sansa: How long have you BEEN here?!
Arya: Couple of weeks now. Your security is SHIT I’ve been watching you sleep and could have killed you a dozen times over. Can I have my old room back, btw?
Jon: I swear to whatever messed-up being brought me back from the dead, if one more of us comes out of the bloody woodwork I’ll…
Lady Stoneheart: Yoooooooooooooooooo

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

phandilhowlter:

if u were one of the 7 deadly sins what would u be

Wrath for sure

millefeu:

you come into my house, you disrespect my aesthetic 

maralie:

i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same”

i think “same” is also great and “me,” i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says “me” and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly