Stark Reunion Be Like

Sansa: Well it’s just us to hold the Stark legacy now, Jon. And by that I mean just me, really, since you’re a bastard and all.
Jon: Harsh.
Sansa: Deal with it, Brood Boy, we’re all that’s left of the Sta-
Bran: (thrown into room) WAIT! He’s not even a Stark! He’s a Targaeryn!
Sansa: …
Jon: …
Bran: (crawling forward) No really, I saw it while grabbing this tree…
Sansa: HOW THE MOTHER OF ALL FUCKS ARE YOU STILL ALIVE BRAN
Bran: I was trained by the Three-Eyed Raven, and Hodor helped me escape the Night King, and oh! Uncle Benjen’s still fighting on the other side of the Wall!
Jon: HOW IS THAT FROZEN HARDASS STILL ALIVE IS HE JUST TOO MEAN TO DIE
Servant: Lady Sansa I have more missives from FUCK ME RUNNING IS THAT BRAN
Bran: what
Arya: (rips off servant face) BRAN OH MY GOD I’M SO HAPPY I DON’T HAVE TO AVENGE YOUR DEATH!!
Jon:
Sansa:
Bran:
Arya: oh, yeah, sorry, trained to be assassin, face-swap-thingy, list of people to kill. Blah blah backstory.
Sansa: How long have you BEEN here?!
Arya: Couple of weeks now. Your security is SHIT I’ve been watching you sleep and could have killed you a dozen times over. Can I have my old room back, btw?
Jon: I swear to whatever messed-up being brought me back from the dead, if one more of us comes out of the bloody woodwork I’ll…
Lady Stoneheart: Yoooooooooooooooooo