media: here’s a love triangle. the strong female protagonist cannot decide between these two boys: the dark and brooding bad boy, and her sweet domestic friend.
me: sorry i don’t care about love triangles. ill find something else.
media: here’s a love triangle. this military leader is being pursued by her long-time soldier and friend of the same gender and by this alien of a strange new gender who knows nothing of her past. and when she dies her two suitors work together to raise her son.
me: never fucking mind please tell me everything that happened.