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fadingnebula:

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birf:

*brushes teeth*
*spits out toothpaste*
*sees blood in the sink*
*looks up into mirror*
“what am I?”

*dentist punches down door* “it’s becAUSE YOU DON’T fuckIN F L O S S”

it’s actually much more likely because you don’t massage your gums, little circles, soft bristle, make your gums pink and strong

*dentist awkwardly picks the door back up and apologizes*